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Post by bounce on Feb 9, 2006 9:02:48 GMT -8
This guy is running for President in '08!
The Republican Party of New Mexico has created a Bill Richardson baseball card.
As you may recall, Bill Richardson said that he was drafted for some Pro Ball baseball team or some such shit. It turns out it was completely untrue!!!!!!
So, the republican party has superimposed his face on a baseball card as a pitcher in the act of pitching or something. I hear it looks pretty funny.
On the back of the card they have his stats:
Never recruited, never played!
They list all the taxes he's raised and other stuff.
He's MY governor and as much as I'd like for him to leave the Governor's Office, I DO NOT want him to be everyone else's problem as President.
Ugh! No way!
I will see if I can get a copy of this thing and post it here.
It sounds hilarious, but I'll bet it will be a collector's item. I have no idea of how many they're going to print.
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Post by bounce on Feb 9, 2006 15:50:24 GMT -8
This is too funny!!!!!!!! I know Mario likes this prick, but he's my Governor and I can't stand him! Too bad Mario. This idiot gave Kim Jung Il nukes and raised my taxes! Moreover, we were leaderless when he was Clintoon's Energy Secretary. We had NO ENERGY POLICY WHATSOEVER! I'm raising the BULLSHIT flag and calling STRIIIIIKE THREE! (since he's pitching, maybe it's BALL FOUR!) Believe me, this dork is as FAT AS TEDDY THE SWIMMER! This picture is WAY TOO FLATTERING!!!!!!!!! THIS MAN WANTS TO BE YOUR NEXT PRESIDENT!!!!!!!  ALERT!!!!! THIS MAN WANTS TO BE YOUR NEXT PRESIDENT!!!!!  I can't blow this up so here's what the text says: Height 6' 2" bats Liberal (He's a political Lefty) Born 11-15-47 Pasadena, Calif. Home - Carpetbagger For nearly 40 years Gov. Bill Richardson has told the world that the Kansas City Athletics drafted him in 1967. The Albuquerque Journal exposed his claim to be false! CAREER STATISTICS AS "THE GOVERNOR" New Taxes: $762 MILLION!Amount raided from school fund to pay for new spending: $225 MILLION!Annual bed tax paid by nursing home patients: $3200Projected spending increases through 2007: $1.2 BILLIONNew Jet: $5.5 MILLIONTaxpayer-financed make-up artists: 1Taxpayer-financed chefs: 3Number of journalists hired to spin his record: 30Throws a wicked curve ball Financed by the New Mexico Republican Party  |
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Post by MrDoublel on Feb 9, 2006 16:22:16 GMT -8
Now that's funny as hell!!!!!!
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Post by cameron on Feb 9, 2006 17:24:30 GMT -8
Hey good one bounce where did you find it? I looked to see if I could beat you to the punch but came up empty handed.  |
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Post by bounce on Feb 9, 2006 17:25:43 GMT -8
Hey good one bounce where did you find it? I looked to see if I could beat you to the punch but came up empty handed. I called them! They told me where to find it. www.gopnm.orgIt's the first item under "NMGOPnews." |
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Post by bounce on Feb 9, 2006 17:27:37 GMT -8
Hey good one bounce where did you find it? I looked to see if I could beat you to the punch but came up empty handed. Plus, I have to admit, cameron... You're REALLY GOOD - AND FAST. You're a great challenge. Who can get the best info the fastest? So far you win, but I'm trying! |
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Post by cameron on Feb 9, 2006 17:46:33 GMT -8
bounce I went to that site but missed it Ratz. Seriously though I really love the web, there are times when I can be as much as a full day ahead of the news cycle. Heck sometimes I read stuff on News blogs that I actually read a day earlier. I'm trying to get a blog started just to make it easier for me to find stuff for when I want to hit some moonbat over the head with it. If you like take a look it's not much really it's still a work in progress but if you take a look let me now if you like the noir ambience in the comments.
link to my not yet ready blog |
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Post by bounce on Feb 9, 2006 18:05:06 GMT -8
bounce I went to that site but missed it Ratz. Seriously though I really love the web, there are times when I can be as much as a full day ahead of the news cycle. Heck sometimes I read stuff on News blogs that I actually read a day earlier. I'm trying to get a blog started just to make it easier for me to find stuff for when I want to hit some moonbat over the head with it. If you like take a look it's not much really it's still a work in progress but if you take a look let me now if you like the noir ambience in the comments.
link to my not yet ready blogYou bet! |
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Post by bounce on Feb 9, 2006 18:07:59 GMT -8
This is friggin' GREAT!  |
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Post by cameron on Feb 9, 2006 18:24:07 GMT -8
This is friggin' GREAT! Glad you like it, did you like the look of the blog? |
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Post by bounce on Feb 9, 2006 18:26:31 GMT -8
Hell yeah!
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Post by cameron on Feb 9, 2006 18:32:15 GMT -8
;D
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Post by cameron on Feb 9, 2006 18:46:12 GMT -8
Check out the movie Taqiyya over at junk yard blog it says it all.
Taqiyya |
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