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One way to Loose Crown Jewel Aug 12, 2013 13:03:58 GMT -8

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Testicle-biting fish invading Denmark, authorities warn

Jaws may not be the only one salivating as you splash.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, a cousin of the piranha reported to go after swimmer's testicles has been found in coastal waters between Sweden and Denmark. And fish experts are warning locals to stay aware -- in order to stay whole.

Read more: www.foxnews.com/science/2013/08/12/testicle-biting-fish-may-be-invading-denmark/?test=latestnews#ixzz2bn6g9fqW

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Sailor Exalted One Winners never quit, quitters never win. Posts: 6,246	One way to Loose Crown Jewel Aug 12, 2013 16:09:14 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sailor on Aug 12, 2013 16:09:14 GMT -8 Oh Lordy, the family jewels at risk? Count me out man. I still got use for mine.
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One way to Loose Crown Jewel Aug 14, 2013 6:38:32 GMT -8

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Aug 12, 2013 16:09:14 GMT -8 Sailor said:

Oh Lordy, the family jewels at risk?

Count me out man. I still got use for mine.

Just stay away from Denmark and you will be safe. Of course I am not responsible for Virginia beaches..

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One way to Loose Crown Jewel Aug 16, 2013 3:58:09 GMT -8

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Found this on CNN this morning. Why they carried it is beyond my understanding. I guess it's slow news day, not enough blood, guts, gore and mayhem in Egypt, Iraq, Syria, Lebanon ...

Warning over testicle-biting fish in Denmark? It's all wet

(CNN) -- It is safe to go back into the water again -- at least in Scandinavia.

A warning over the weekend for male swimmers off the coast of Denmark and Sweden to protect their private parts because of a testicle-munching fish appears to have been a joke that got out of hand.

After a Danish fisherman caught a South American pacu among his eels and perch this month, a professor at the Copenhagen Museum of Natural History told men to be careful because the fish sometimes mistake male reproductive organs for tree nuts, one of their favorite foods.

"Anyone choosing to bathe in the Oresund these days had best keep their swimsuits well tied," Professor Peter Rask Moller said in a Saturday news release about the fish discovery in the strait separating Denmark and Sweden.

Wednesday, however, Moller said he was just joking and never meant for his warning to get so much publicity.

More:
us.cnn.com/2013/08/10/world/europe/scandanavia-swim-warning/index.html?hpt=hp_t3

Last Edit: Aug 16, 2013 4:00:30 GMT -8 by Sailor

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