Florida man demands right to wed computer

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Florida man demands right to wed computer May 8, 2014 5:53:59 GMT -8

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Post by Sailor on May 8, 2014 5:53:59 GMT -8

Chris Sevier, a man from Florida, believes he should be allowed to wed his Macbook.

Mr Sevier argues that if gays should be allowed to marry, then so should other sexual minorities.

Mr Sevier states he has fallen in love with a pornography laden computer.

“Over time, I began preferring sex with my computer over sex with real women,” he told a court in Florida.

More here, if you can stomach it:
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10814098/marriage-gay-marriage-mac-wedding-computer-Florida-Utah.html

The best nuts may come from California, but Florida produces the best fruits.

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101ABN Administrator "Be just, and fear not." Wm.Shakespeare Posts: 7,791	Florida man demands right to wed computer May 9, 2014 18:13:29 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by 101ABN on May 9, 2014 18:13:29 GMT -8 "The best nuts may come from California, but Florida produces the best fruits." You owe me a new keyboard, dammit!
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Sailor Exalted One Winners never quit, quitters never win. Posts: 6,246	Florida man demands right to wed computer May 9, 2014 18:36:14 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sailor on May 9, 2014 18:36:14 GMT -8 Hee hee heeeeee!
	"In it's most basic form the right to keep and bear arms is nothing less than the right to maintain the means of one's own self-defense. If a man chooses not to arm himself, that is his choice and right. It is NOT his right to force his choice upon me." - Me Si vis pacem, para bellum.

tankcommander Exalted One Posts: 1,020	Florida man demands right to wed computer May 11, 2014 8:24:01 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by tankcommander on May 11, 2014 8:24:01 GMT -8 I wonder what the age of consent is for a computer?

101ABN Administrator "Be just, and fear not." Wm.Shakespeare Posts: 7,791	Florida man demands right to wed computer May 12, 2014 6:22:55 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by 101ABN on May 12, 2014 6:22:55 GMT -8 Must be pretty young since they become obsolete so fast.
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Sailor Exalted One Winners never quit, quitters never win. Posts: 6,246	Florida man demands right to wed computer May 14, 2014 8:08:00 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sailor on May 14, 2014 8:08:00 GMT -8 Does he swing IBM and his prospective bride MAC?
	Last Edit: May 14, 2014 8:09:35 GMT -8 by Sailor "In it's most basic form the right to keep and bear arms is nothing less than the right to maintain the means of one's own self-defense. If a man chooses not to arm himself, that is his choice and right. It is NOT his right to force his choice upon me." - Me Si vis pacem, para bellum.

101ABN Administrator "Be just, and fear not." Wm.Shakespeare Posts: 7,791	Florida man demands right to wed computer May 14, 2014 10:09:25 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by 101ABN on May 14, 2014 10:09:25 GMT -8 May 14, 2014 8:08:00 GMT -8 Sailor said: Does he swing IBM and his prospective bride MAC? An inter-platform marriage?
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