Color coded terror alert - for liberals only

[retire05]

Since liberals seem to have a hard time with processing information a new color code terror alert system has been established using their favorite TV show.

With green being the lowest level and red the highest, this alert will now be used on Air America and all liberal blog sites, web pages, newpapers and the alphabet channels.

green - Oscar
blue - Cookie Monster
yellow - Bert
orange - Ernie
red - Elmo

This new system should help. Now the liberals can announce a Bert Alert and they will know what the hell everybody is talking about.

[jaber1]

You can do better than that R05. At least give us one based on Fear Factor:

Green - Dan Rather
Blue - Michael Moore
Yellow - Tom Delay
Orange - John Negroponte
Red - Karl Rove