wallst
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Post by wallst on Jan 7, 2006 12:57:55 GMT -8
I don't get the comment about teenage girls. Can you enlighten me?
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Post by MARIO on Jan 7, 2006 12:58:56 GMT -8
Was that comment about cum a joke, Lorspi? Still unsoiled? Yes Josh that was a joke about pubescent boys discovering their boner and what it can do. I am equally caustic when encounter a 15 year old girl with a bun in the oven saying "Look what I can do" as well. There is no shortage of either. lol I swear, Lor, you have a way with words that always get a laugh out of me. Some of your replies to that idiot "S" over at THC had me smiling. Take care. |
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Post by MARIO on Jan 7, 2006 13:09:08 GMT -8
And I think the rest of mine are just written in my missing notebook, which I can't seem to find. It's real silly humor, and it's so funny when you see it on screen. You guys can't pick up on all the special accents, and you can't see the costumes. And most importantly, you can't appreciate the camera design and the music. The music really makes a difference. We play real dramatic music during certain scenes, and it just gives it a unique feel. It's so ridiculously dramatic and out of place that you can't help but laugh. I did a spoof on bodybuilding infomercials. That was probably one of my best. I did a skit where I played a racists redneck cop, chasing down a "dangerous negro" (my best friend shannel, one of the actors, is black). It was basically making fun of racists policemen. I had a southern accent and everything. It was real funny. I chased down the actor playing the fugitive black man, and I tackled him and wrestled his hands behind his back. It was realistic because he actually resisted arrest, so it didn't look cheezy. And in the end, he gets away. He runs into a backyard and hops the fence out onto the street, and I abandon the chase. I start making racist comments about how N------- are always good jumpers and stuff. It was hilarious. That was our first skit. I've just done so many. A few I had to modify, by getting rid of some obscene references, so I would be allowed to keep them, or to show them in class. Haha, that's all good stuff. You should look into writing comedy. Personally, I love racist skits, political skits (even if it's making fun of Republicans), etc. To hell with political correctness. |
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Post by wallst on Jan 7, 2006 13:13:56 GMT -8
"Haha, that's all good stuff.
You should look into writing comedy.
Personally, I love racist skits, political skits (even if it's making fun of Republicans), etc.
To hell with political correctness. "
Which skit did you like best of the ones I have on there?
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Post by MARIO on Jan 7, 2006 13:24:48 GMT -8
Hey Josh, I just blasted about ten forwards to you...lol. You missed some of the good ones the last couple weeks, so just play catch up. And don't open them in front of other people.  Later. |
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Post by MARIO on Jan 7, 2006 13:29:39 GMT -8
"Haha, that's all good stuff. You should look into writing comedy. Personally, I love racist skits, political skits (even if it's making fun of Republicans), etc. To hell with political correctness. " Which skit did you like best of the ones I have on there? I thought the Butter King one with the FBI agents was the best. |
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Post by wallst on Jan 7, 2006 16:27:57 GMT -8
Yeah that one we got dressed up suits and ties. It was just so great.
I also write long novels. Serious ones.
Some of my best were about the son of a Germanic chieftan in the time of Rome.
Another one I wrote about a British orphan, who is the son of a single peasant woman, who grows up to be an Admiral in the King's Navy. The story ends with the sacking of Paris.
I love to write. I have so many great ideas.
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Post by wallst on Jan 7, 2006 16:58:51 GMT -8
I've actually sold about 130 copies of my comedies. I sold him at $2.50 a piece.
My profits had to be distributed to everyone in the crew. Even though I'm the brains behind the operation.
And guess, what? I decided to put all that money in my 529.
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Post by oneifbyland on Jan 7, 2006 17:13:23 GMT -8
Wall ST - if you're into script writing, get Final Draft software and a couple of books on screenwriting Amazon)- how to outline a first, second and third act. You're already ahead of the game and these will help you prefect your skills.
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Post by wallst on Jan 7, 2006 17:17:26 GMT -8
Oh, okay. Thanks for the advice oneifbyland.
Is anybody watching the New England vs. Jacksonville game right now?
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Post by wallst on Jan 7, 2006 17:18:23 GMT -8
But where do I get Final Draft Software?
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Post by dustdevil28 on Jan 7, 2006 17:47:29 GMT -8
Oh, okay. Thanks for the advice oneifbyland. Is anybody watching the New England vs. Jacksonville game right now? yep |
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Post by cameron on Jan 8, 2006 18:59:19 GMT -8
Was that comment about cum a joke, Lorspi? I am equally caustic That's why I luv ya lor, it's that warm fuzzy feeling I get every time I read one of your sarcasms ;D |
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Post by sneegro9783 on Jan 9, 2006 5:56:41 GMT -8
Hey Josh, I just blasted about ten forwards to you...lol. You missed some of the good ones the last couple weeks, so just play catch up. And don't open them in front of other people. Later. You're sending the young one that stuff? For shame, Mario. ;D |
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Post by MARIO on Jan 9, 2006 9:37:41 GMT -8
Hey Josh, I just blasted about ten forwards to you...lol. You missed some of the good ones the last couple weeks, so just play catch up. And don't open them in front of other people. Later. You're sending the young one that stuff? For shame, Mario. ;D He's gotta grow up some time. We'll make a real man out of him yet. Later. |
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