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Post by cameron on Oct 7, 2005 21:57:16 GMT -8
www.theneweditor.com/index.php?/archives/1068-Al-Qaeda-Job-Openings.htmlAl Qaeda Job Openings? - The New Editor From Reuters: Al Qaeda has put job advertisements on the Internet asking for supporters to help put together its Web statements and video montages, an Arabic newspaper reported. The London-based Asharq al-Awsat said on its Web site this week that al Qaeda had "vacant positions" for video production and editing statements, footage and international media coverage about militants in Iraq, the Palestinian territories, Chechnya and other conflict zones where militants are active. ace.mu.nu/archives/124895.phpAce of Spades HQ Top Ten Requirements For Employment With Al Qaeda
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Post by dustdevil28 on Oct 8, 2005 4:25:09 GMT -8
I wonder if any of the applicants will ask about health insurance?
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Post by 101ABN on Oct 9, 2005 21:04:35 GMT -8
I wonder if any of the applicants will ask about health insurance? Or "accidental" death and dismemberment. |
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Post by sneegro9783 on Oct 10, 2005 12:23:24 GMT -8
I wonder if any of the applicants will ask about health insurance? Or "accidental" death and dismemberment. lol |
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Post by Sailor on Oct 10, 2005 15:42:40 GMT -8
Do they mention where to submit your resume or where to come for the interview? Just interested, might make good targeting data.  |
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Post by CommonSense on Oct 12, 2005 14:13:08 GMT -8
Do they mention where to submit your resume or where to come for the interview? Follow the trail leading to the mountains to a cave overlooking Kabul. Ask for Abdul Mohammed Mohammed Abdullah Usama Mohammed Al-Taliliman, or his brother Joe. Tell him you are searching for 72 virgins and throw in a nice "death to America". His response may be strange but do NOT touch the goat anywhere. After this disturbing scene, you will be brought to Sheik Yusef Hock Hock Mohammed Hockman. He will begin your enlightenment. Oh yeah, see the world, kill infidels, fight the holy war, yada yada yada...  |
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Post by cameron on Oct 13, 2005 12:00:00 GMT -8
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Post by Sailor on Oct 13, 2005 16:16:22 GMT -8
Do they mention where to submit your resume or where to come for the interview? Follow the trail leading to the mountains to a cave overlooking Kabul. Ask for Abdul Mohammed Mohammed Abdullah Usama Mohammed Al-Taliliman, or his brother Joe. Tell him you are searching for 72 virgins and throw in a nice "death to America". His response may be strange but do NOT touch the goat anywhere. After this disturbing scene, you will be brought to Sheik Yusef Hock Hock Mohammed Hockman. He will begin your enlightenment. Oh yeah, see the world, kill infidels, fight the holy war, yada yada yada... Oh, ok.  |
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Post by cameron on Oct 13, 2005 20:07:04 GMT -8
I don't trust their medical plan  |
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