The liberals have really lost it now! I'm serious

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This was posted on dailykos this morning. What a bunch of lunatics. Where do these people come up with this shit?

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There's no greater antidote for war than love. Feelings of hatred and distrust form the necessary basis of armed confrontation. Replace those negative feelings with love and you're halfway towards resolution of any conflict.

However, any real love must start from within. You can't love others without loving yourself first. And, of course, masturbation is the greatest expression of self-love. So it's natural that we, the citizens of the world, are joining together to masturbate for peace.

support our troops, bring 'em home to play:
bisexual, straight or gay!
masturbate to stop this war
'cuz we don't want no killin' no more!
- Masturbate for Peace poem by the San Diego Radical Cheerleaders

Our 10 Favorite Bumper Stickers:


War is silly, whack your willy

War's no joke, stop and stroke!

War is heinous, thumb your anus

I'm going blind for mankind

Abuse your middle piece, not the Middle East

All we are saying, is give peace a wank

War is out, pound your trout

Touch your sack, not Iraq

My bush doesn't declare war

I cum in peace

[Far Rider]

Shit, and I thought they just masturbated mentally.

[MrDoublel]

That, my friends, is funny as HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cameron]

Is this for real?

[jfree]

Dude, thats nasty!!!!! No wonder they are stupid, their too busy spankin it to pay attention to the news.

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cameron said:

Is this for real?

Here it is!
www.masturbateforpeace.com/

Yeah, it's for real!

Not only is it real... THERE'S MORE! (as unbelievable as that sounds)

Check out the "Breasts for peace" section.

[Sailor]

Oh my Gawd!

These twits may think they're serious but they're nothing but a pathetic joke.

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robertfollette said:

Oh my Gawd!

These twits may think they're serious but they're nothing but a pathetic joke.

I agree!

"Pathetic" is an EXCELLENT term for them.

[MrDoublel]

As long as they don't realise how idiotic they look we (as in every single American) are safe.

[MARIO]

bounce said:

cameron said:

Is this for real?

Here it is!
www.masturbateforpeace.com/

Yeah, it's for real!

Not only is it real... THERE'S MORE! (as unbelievable as that sounds)

Check out the "Breasts for peace" section.

lol...Well I agree that they're fucking nuts. But I'll tell you I decided to read one of the links and I laughed my ass off. I'm telling ya, there are some funny people in the world!

www.mymasturbation.com/male/caught-by-mom.htm

[tits]

pages decry about the "Western morals". Those very religious peoples, the majority of whom do not want the Fundamentalist fear that their children will become as amoral. This matches the professor who wants to explain the Right.

Those people are so far out to sea that they cannot see the shore.

Connected to the post on the "isms": Individualism – Alexis do TocquFeville (1831) after travelling American wrote: “owe no one anything and hardly expect anything from anybody. They form the habit of thinking of themselves in isolation and imagine that their whole destiny is in their hands.”

I don't know about the other sea dawgs, but I'm glad that I am not doing the "ship's laundry" for that webpage.

[101ABN]

C'mon gang, you always knew they were a bunch of jackoffs.

[MrDoublel]

Oh damn....LOL!!!!!!!!!!

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admin said:

C'mon gang, you always knew they were a bunch of jackoffs.

Yeah, no shit. The thing is though... I'm not sure they're actually jacking-"OFF."

To me it looks like they're just "jacking."

[dustdevil28]

Holy cow that is just too damn funny

I guess now they have a new excuse for staying home alone on Saturday nights.